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If you're gonna become a pirate, please read the following... 
10th-Jun-2010 11:07 am
This this is the fourth day of the Peter Pan Blog event, this is a post to tell you what you need if you decide to become a female pirate.  It's sort of like a guide.  Blue hair is optional, never required.  Though it may set you apart from the boys. ;)


 
1.  A good pirate comes prepared.  Make sure you have a pirate ship you can sail on.  If not, it's common courtesy to bring your own.
 

2. Every good pirate needs a pair of sturdy pirate boots.  Refer to the picture below.


 
3. If you are not the captain of the boat, please be respectful of the captain you are appointed.  Nobody likes a crabby pirate, unless he is planning on making crab cakes.  Do not bring up his past, nor the fact that he resembles a Lego piece.  It only sets you up for failure.
 


 
4. Supply yourself with many ideas, and bring something new to the deck.  Everyone likes a pirate with some know-how, and females are the best at coming up with getting their fellow pirates (primarily men) out of scrapes.  Think outside of the box.

 

 
6.  If a fellow pirate has lost his way, please be kind enough to lend him your GPS for the day.  It shows a willingness to share, and it is especially handy (pardon the pun) to pirates who have lost one or both hands (like Captain Hook).

 

 
7.  Remember that all pirates are unique.  Don't judge a pirate until you know what he is really like.  Though he may come across as a hardened criminal, there might just be a soft plushie inside.

 
8.  Even though you have commited to living a life on the sea, it doesn't mean you have to lose your feminity!  Remember to keep your fashion sense with cool pirate hats and smooth suede jackets.


 
9.  Keep your spyglass handy at all times by putting it on a dainty chain.  You never know what you'll find.


 
10. Speaking of your spyglass, keep your eyes peeled for Peter Pan.  He has been known to wreck captains....


 
11. ...and please keep an eye out for Pirate Kitties.  They have been known not only to wreck captains, but to ruin lives.

 
12. Remind your fellow pirates that they do not have to be dumb as a pirate.  Encourage them to get involved with politics.


 
13. Don't compromise your virtues to be a pirate.  Be true to yourself.


 
14. Remember - the main thing is just to be yourself and have fun!


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Comments 
10th-Jun-2010 03:15 pm (UTC)
Lol :) Loved this

Those boots are awesome!!!
10th-Jun-2010 03:27 pm (UTC)
Yeah, they look like they'd be so fun to wear! ;D
10th-Jun-2010 03:19 pm (UTC)
HAHA This is cool! I love the pictures (:
10th-Jun-2010 03:27 pm (UTC)
Thanks, the pictures seem to have been a big hit. :)
10th-Jun-2010 04:08 pm (UTC)
LMAO This is amazing! Thanks for the advice. ;D
10th-Jun-2010 05:34 pm (UTC)
Thanks!
And you're welcome. ;)
10th-Jun-2010 04:49 pm (UTC)
This is fantastic. ♥ *inspired*
10th-Jun-2010 05:35 pm (UTC)
This post has been a big hit! I'm glad you guys liked it! ♥
10th-Jun-2010 06:57 pm (UTC)
Hahaha... this is so fun and adorable!
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11th-Jun-2010 07:19 pm (UTC)
Oh good, I'm glad you liked it! ;D
20th-Jun-2010 05:46 pm (UTC)
The pictures are truly gorgeous! After reading this list I am almost tempted to betray my dear Peter Pan and become a pirate instead. ;) Who's with me? :)
21st-Jun-2010 11:54 pm (UTC)
Psst - I always liked the pirates best! Especially Captain Hook - I took a weird liking to him when I was little, and have never really quit loving him. I am joining the clan! :D
3rd-Jul-2010 10:31 pm (UTC)
Hey, I'm just a passerby. I wanted to say I thought this entry was adorable, and I also like your layout. We seem to both take a liking to Jane!~ She is probably one of my favorite Disney girls, along with Belle, Mulan, and Jasmine. Oh! And Wendy. <3
4th-Jul-2010 01:16 am (UTC)
Thanks! We do have a lot it common - it's weird though, your comment didn't show up in my e-mail. I almost didn't see it! ;)
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